bashing up

Masturbation/wanking

when a lad decides its time to bash up again

"dude im bashing up, ive gone without for 2 days now"

by ROARroar! June 26, 2009

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bashtids

Describes a feeling. You might get this particular feeling by someone doing something funny, cute, adorable, silly, frustrating, a mixture of all or simply because its a part of their make-up. It can also be the feeling when you see you a really cute baby or kitten and you grit your teeth and say ITS SCHOOO CUTE! That's the camp version. Its not something to be afraid of and no visit to the doctors is required should said feeling occur within you. It might make you want to give the cause a dead-arm for being too annoyingly funny, but it is essentially a non-aggressive action, so you generally find that you hold back from releasing the punch.

OMG! You give me the bashtids!

by sjb86 February 20, 2011

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bashawmblador

A mythical creature who has traveled back in time from the eschaton to foretell of the coming apocalypse. It is an ethereal beast, so it must inhabit the soul of another already living being in order to have a physical presence. It communicates with its host through a series of subliminal guidelines and suggestions which lead the host to thought constructs and conclusions which they think their own.

Some say that William S Burroughs was inhabited by a bashawmblador.

by quetzalcoatlus February 3, 2012

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bashtag

When the string of hash tags following the post is actually longer than the post itself, it needs to be 'bashtagged'. Also, when an abuser produces a string of 'hashtags' so long that they are almost impossible to read without cracking up because each 'hashtag' is stupider than the next, 'bashtagging' is called for. Frankly, there are so many egregious and capricious use of 'hashtags' in this day and age, you'll find yourself wanting to 'bashtag' more and more. That is fine because 'bashtagging' is simple, fun, and has several uses. While still an intellectual activity, 'bashtagging' points out the more obvious details in a picture or in any way insults the original string of 'hashtags' making it infinitely more hilarious. It's like legal spray painting.

"Look at how many hashtags this div put after his post...there's like 26. Don't they have anything else to do?"

"Well it looks to me like they missed a couple of things; down for a little bashtagging?"

by philadelphiadiplomat August 5, 2014

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bashkau

The act of mocking somebody or making fun of a particular thing or situation using the dirtiest jokes and slang in your arsenal.

- We got together at Vlad's and made a huge bashkau last evening. We loled so hard that the neighbors called the police on us!

- Such a tremendous bashkau!

by ElGrandeMaestro September 3, 2016

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