Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman July 24, 2008

toss the bastard

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

bastard head

a ultimate bastard. irritating cunt

you bastard head!!!!!

by RanCorX2 October 19, 2006

Rat bastard

the most annoying little shit on the earth who bugs you all the time

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man

by CrispyFried May 14, 2003

Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008

wife basher

A singlet worn by tradesmen, miners or industrial workers; because of the general belief that any Australian bloke can drink every foreigner under the table and still be sober enough to teach his wife a lesson.

"yeah gonna change into me wife bashers before going to the pub"

by Mattistopheles October 22, 2006