A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.
by chocolategrape March 3, 2008
Get the awkward silence turtlemug. Generally used to describe that awkward moment that went past the line, WAY past the line. And it is most likely coming from THAT guy whose not in your group of friends.
James: Last night Sally and I just sat back and watched movies.
Bobby: Did she give you a good ole rusty trombone last night?
James: Well---
(out of nowhere) THAT guy: Oh man, last night I gave this hooker a one two punch and then a cleveland steamer. OH YEA!!
Bobby: Well that was a bowl full of awkward...
Bobby: Did she give you a good ole rusty trombone last night?
James: Well---
(out of nowhere) THAT guy: Oh man, last night I gave this hooker a one two punch and then a cleveland steamer. OH YEA!!
Bobby: Well that was a bowl full of awkward...
by Islander7149 April 14, 2011
Get the Bowl full of awkwardmug. you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"
random person: "some one smells like b.o."
patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"
heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"
patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"
patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"
heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"
patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"
by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007
Get the awkward turtlemug. One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.
One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.
One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.
by UPenn Law October 23, 2011
Get the awkward lesser pandamug. A gesture used to indicate an awkward situation. Both hands are raised above the head in a manner similar to Rafiki in the Lion King when presenting baby Simba. It is important that the gesture is done awkwardly.
by friedfish December 18, 2010
Get the Awkward Lion Kingmug. level 4 of the "Levels of Awkward". originally an alternate for level 3's "awkward snowsuit" for people who lived in California, and had never worn a snow suit. awkward wet suit was upgraded to its' own level when it was realized that wet suits are awkward in a completey different, and greater way then snow suits.
person 1: one time at I-Hop...this girl peed on herself, in the booth, right next to me. and by that i do not mean, in the booth next to me...i meant DIRECTLY next to me, on the SAME BENCH...and she was 23!!
person 2: that's SO awkward wet suit! and...i was probably more like 22...
person 2: that's SO awkward wet suit! and...i was probably more like 22...
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
Get the awkward wet suitmug. the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.
by Berry Halls October 3, 2007
Get the awkward sea turtlemug.