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stupid asian

Surly such a thing does not exist
There is not one stupid asian
by Lion-mousePAD July 26, 2006
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hierarchy of asians

A system established to readily identify the stands of all major Asian groups of not limited to but most common to Southern California.

At the top of the hierarchy are the Koreans and Japanese. These two groups hate each other but almost have a interdependence when it comes to culture, media and entertainment. A close second are the Chinese. They may look Korean or Japanese but they lack in style and common sense.

Next we get to the L.G.As, Short for Low Grade Asians. These Asians are mostly from Southeast Asia.

Vietnamese, Cambodian, Laotian, and Thai

*many people think that Filipinos are Asians but they are more of an exotic islanders. The U.G.As dont really consider the Filipinos to follow under the Asian Hierarchy system
U.G.A 1:I can't believe you hang out with those L.G.As

U.G.A 2: Dude, L.G.As are people too.

White guy: WTFs a L.G.A? Is there some kind of hierarchy of asians?

U.G.A 1 and 2: Duhhh... you didnt know that?
by Socal02122011 March 1, 2011
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Asian Andy

A Asian guy whom is named {Andy}
Here comes Asian Andy
by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018
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pocket asian

Wow check out that Pocket Asian leaning on that rice rocket.
by Richard Christensen December 20, 2003
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asian sensation

The cool asian kid in your school, or local neighborhood.
by aileybay :) May 24, 2008
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asian fetish

a sexual attraction to asian females by white males. contrary to public opinion, there is nothing racist or wrong with this as it is an example of outbreeding behavior.
Rice King: damn, I just played a japanese video game with asian girls wearing skimpy costumes and I need to masturbate to satisfy my asian fetish!
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
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Asian fail

We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.

ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
by A+ Asian December 3, 2009
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