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If america was communist

If America was communist, I do believe that we would be on better terms with Russia, whose allegiance with China we will use to take over the world. Eventually the United States would control the entirety of the Americas, and Russia having total control of Europe and China dominating Asia. All nuclear weapons would be illegal, however, courtesy of the U.S. Then these three countries would have a space race to Mars, and eventually defend ourselves against multiple alien invasions. Each of the species we defeat we learn from and advance our technology, and to the point where we are now able to travel the stars. Sadly, as communism is a form of government frowned upon by many, a resistance is formed that brings communism to its knees, but as a last attempt of justice, the communists nuke the entire planet, destabilizing it enough that Earth actually implodes in a fiery disaster, destroying the entire solar system.
If America was communist.... Oh, imagine!
The fate of our planet is now set... Nothing we can do now can or will change it.
by PORGSSSS October 12, 2023
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Thursday all american

A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.

Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.

“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”

He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
by JackFreedom May 12, 2010
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great wall of america

The wall that is set to be built along the United States and Mexican border. It's primary goal is to stop illegal immigration.
The wall is going to be huge. -President Donald j. Trump.

The great wall of america is a wonder of The new world.
by Splitz71 August 11, 2017
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Sand African American

slur used by someone who wants to degrade a Middle Easterner without offending black people
Well he called me a Sand African American, so he's very particular about his racial prejudice.

Shame on you for saying Sand African American, but thank you for not saying the n word.
by Frizazzle May 4, 2018
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Americanisms

Any slang word originating in the United States that has become popular in other countries around the globe.
Bob: That's way cool!
John: I'm sick of all these Americanisms in Australia
by Marty June 17, 2003
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american't

a lazy American who thinks that just because he's in the land of the free and eating his ass of in the Home of the Brave, he doesnt have to do anything. (i.e. a bum)
"Why is he just sitting there. He's an American't"
by Thelma April 30, 2005
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