Alan Jackson

A good friend of Mr Hughes, who does not take children's shoes but does the G-Mod Sexy Dance.

Jude: Hey Louis, do the Sexy Dance.
Louis: I can't. I'm not Alan Jackson.

by EltonJohnsSon June 7, 2019

Alan

Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.

Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.

by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019

Alana

The hottest bitch

"Damn she looks like the sun"
"Shes an Alana"

by qsdfghjkl; April 22, 2019

Alaina

Words cannot describe Alaina, oh wait yes they can "garbage". Alaina is a dumbass who probably came on urban dictionary because she saw someone else do it. She never has her own ideas and when she does they suck. Alaina is a basic bitch with daddy issues. She thinks dyeing her hair and playing video games make her quirky and different. Videogames aren't the only games she plays tho, she's a major thot. Alaina is a thirsty whore and makes it fairly obvious. She is a sheep who will do whatever the cool people are doing. Alaina also has Tumblr depression. Xanax abuse and failing are her only personality traits.

Person 1: "Alaina is kinda cute"

Person 2: "Idk dude, isn't she the one who tried to sell juls at a kids baseball game?"

by Realslimshady_ May 30, 2019

Adahn

A Young Person who is a nice guy but is often taken advantage of because he is too nice.

josh was such an Adahn last night, he gave his bus pas to that drunk girl and had to walk home.

by awesome_cop09 November 17, 2009

Alan Grody

The epitome of extremely gross and disgusting.

Felipe: So how was Mary last night?

Joe: Dude, she tried to finger bang me. It was really Alan Grody

Felipe: Cock sand.....

by Shaolin Shadowboxer January 25, 2011

Alana Collins

A kind young lady that tries to keep her shit together on and off the court or field. Occasionally she will lose her shit and look like she is having a nervous breakdown and asthma attack at the same damn time. Her ginormous forehead #giantdome69 helps push her threw these hard times of mental breakdowns n other shit. u will usually find her at the batting cage hitting balls with her big stick. If u have a lana on ur team its like having a fuckin legendary scar when the rest of ur team is full of a bunch of fuckin pickaxes.

JOE: Imma beat ur ass
ME: ALANA COLLINS!!!
JOE:Dies*

by hoodrat1234 May 10, 2018