alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes

Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!

by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018

alaciah

She’s definitely sassy but classy? She’s
An absolute cutie and hottie! Don’t mess with her tho, you get what you give. She’s kind to you if your kind to her.

Is that an alaciah?

by Millie8799 June 5, 2018

Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

alaaana

Alaaana is a very nice but kinda crazy person. She is the biggest fangirl probably ever. She's a nice person and ships Solangelo and Malec alllooooottttt. She crushes on basically every fictional character she reads (especially Alec Lightwood)

Person: Do you know alaaana???
Me: Yeah. She's great

by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018

AACA

AACA - abbreviations aren't cool anymore.

Friend1: *sends funny video*
Friend2: SALTS bro.
Friend1: AACA you dickhead.

by that lil Indian boy :) October 14, 2018