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Avacados
Tits
Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat
How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it
Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat
How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it
Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
Avacados by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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cab avacado brick
"Cucumber, boat, wire. I still got it."
"We're gunna do that mini-mental status thingy..." "Cucumber, boat, wire?" "Oh no, this time it's completely different."
"Okay, three words: cab avacado brick. Now count back from 100 subtracting 7."
"We're gunna do that mini-mental status thingy..." "Cucumber, boat, wire?" "Oh no, this time it's completely different."
"Okay, three words: cab avacado brick. Now count back from 100 subtracting 7."
cab avacado brick by ?0~ October 19, 2008
Nickacado Avacado
Nickacado Avacado by 🅱️ommunism June 25, 2022
nickacado avacado
A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many “complications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show 🥵. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.
“YOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado
nickacado avacado by Koii𝖨𝗌𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽 September 11, 2020
Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽
Chile anyway- Avacodos 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽;
Terf: They/Them isn’t valid. Cool Person: ok u get no Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽
I’m so sorry this guy went missing- Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽 (b00st)
Terf: They/Them isn’t valid. Cool Person: ok u get no Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽
I’m so sorry this guy went missing- Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽 (b00st)
Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽 by TiktokDecoder January 6, 2021
avacado
A homosexual who is indiscernibly gay. Because avacados are fruits, but do not look or taste much like fruits, the term is applied to gay people who do not fit the "Will & Grace" stereotypes.
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Pee Calculus
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