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Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat

How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it

Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
Everyone loves Avacados
Avacados by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

cab avacado brick

see cucumber wire boat.
"Cucumber, boat, wire. I still got it."

"We're gunna do that mini-mental status thingy..." "Cucumber, boat, wire?" "Oh no, this time it's completely different."

"Okay, three words: cab avacado brick. Now count back from 100 subtracting 7."
cab avacado brick by ?0~ October 19, 2008

Nickacado Avacado 

Some gay guy who beats his bf and eats food while going EEEEEEE
Nickacado Avacado go EEEEEEE

nickacado avacado 

A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many β€œcomplications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show πŸ₯΅. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.
β€œYOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
β€œI’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet β€’ Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado

Avacados πŸ₯‘ from Mexico πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ 

Used as a meme, response to idiots or to boost a tiktok.
Chile anyway- Avacodos πŸ₯‘ from Mexico πŸ‡²πŸ‡½;
Terf: They/Them isn’t valid. Cool Person: ok u get no Avacados πŸ₯‘ from Mexico πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

I’m so sorry this guy went missing- Avacados πŸ₯‘ from Mexico πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ (b00st)
A homosexual who is indiscernibly gay. Because avacados are fruits, but do not look or taste much like fruits, the term is applied to gay people who do not fit the "Will & Grace" stereotypes.
A bad dresser and NFL fanatic, you would never guess that Jacob was an avacado.
avacado by omouallem January 19, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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