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African Lip-Smack Torture 

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
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african trypanosomiasis 

Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly
Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!

African Face Mask 

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.
Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.
African Face Mask by Venskii August 20, 2024

African Roulette

Filling a jar or vile with semen from 5 people of the same race as you, and then having one black man nut into the jar. Mix the jar or vile well, and then insert the entire jar into your vaginal cavity. After 9 months, you get the picture.
Man: "Lets play African roulette!"
Girl: "No"

African House Sparrow 

A smoke detector with a low battery. Frequently heard in the background of YouTube videos.
Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.

african christmas 

kwanzaa. It is celebrated by the most gangsta thug yn's in the wide world of texas
"Yo fat bitch, you coming over to celebrate african christmas?"
"Please kill yourself."

African ceiling pigeon 

The chirp you will hear when visiting the residence of a particular race.
“Beep”

Becky, did you hear it? The call of the African ceiling pigeon.