Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019

DS Account

DS account (darkside account)

An anonymous account that is often used for horny tweeting, thirst trapping, fetish baiting, and sometimes used to upload nudes of oneself; exhibitionistic and/or voyeuristic behavior.

People usually make DS account to gain followers.
What’s even more puzzling is that some of these are hijabis, so they use that;

Hijab = attracts men who fetishize girls in hijabs doing sexual acts

to gain followers while horny tweeting while portraying the moderately pious act.

by Jlpdh December 15, 2019

dwarven accordian

A sex position in which one short individual is penetrated through their mouth and lifted by their legs. The larger individual then proceeds to squeeze the smaller person by thrusting their penis down the throat.

I picked up Allie and fucked her in the Dwarven Accordian.

by DwarvenBled June 15, 2020

vassal account

an account where the user of this account is forced by another user from another account to fulfill his accounts on social media. Basically a fakeaccount but run by another person

Vassal accounts in some ways are fake accounts

by Instagrammer Expert (not) June 23, 2020

Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.

Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!

by hoodwinters January 27, 2021

The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.

Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?

by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021