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j/t

*watching ijustine and leaves comment*
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!! j/t lol
by The internet troll May 23, 2010
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T-100000000

The ultimate terminator that appears in Terminator 2: The 3D ride at universal studios. It stands roughly 6 times higher that the T-800 and is reminiscent of a spider. It has the liquid traits of the T-1000 although it is never shown transforming as the T-1000 can. The only way that it could be destroyed was in a massive explosion that consumed the T-800 and the Skynet building.
"Its the T-100000000.

The ultimate terminator"
by JD Wells November 10, 2008
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Model T

giving your partner a handjob to the same action as the old model T crank automobile. It is most preferred in a clockwise cranking action until your partner ejaculates in her or his face.
after a hard day at work. my bf made me give him a model t in the bedroom. started rite up, all over my face.
by slum lord October 23, 2011
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Beefy T

Bro, last Friday night I got so piss-ass drunk on Beefy T's that I blew chunks on this chick giving me a beej.
by pbateman23 September 3, 2009
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tall t

1. A t-shirt where the torso is longer than normal

2. The owner of the world
Tim rocks tall ts that go down to his knees.
by TTRdenden503 May 4, 2010
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Mr. T

The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'.
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T.
Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'.
Pain!
'Speed walking? I pity you fool!'

Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information.

The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!!

During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.
by Jeremy Jonusas January 20, 2009
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T-Pain

A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
Somebody KILL T-Pain. Please. Thank You.
by twistedbabydoll October 8, 2007
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