Shart

1-To shit yourself very loudly, and often it is quite a wet shit, if i do say so myself.
2-To fart, and unintentionally shit in the process.

I'M FUCKING SHARTING MYSELF HVRFKHBVIRKJGNUBKDRTJH

by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022

Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

shart nugget

A little child says this when is too scared to say shit or another cuss word

AWW SHART NUGGET I DROPPED MY BACKPACK!!!

by qwert1234567891011121314151617 May 23, 2023

Shart

The act of farting and pooping at the same time.
What you do fart and poop at the same time.

Guy 1: "I had to shart last night."
Guy 2: "Bro were you sick?"
Guy 1: "Yea, it was really bad."

by W Rich July 13, 2022

sharts-icle

an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.

"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"

by egc01 December 28, 2023