Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

by blackbison July 8, 2012

Black Tar

A phrase used to point out when someone's inner white supremacist or racism is showing and surfacing or showing their true colors that they try to hide.

You can't hide your racism, your face is dripping down black tar.

by AutonomousOblast January 8, 2021

To Black Knight

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.

Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight

by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

Black-Head

A person with black hair (may be artificial)

Positive Affirmation: That girl has lovely long black hair. I like Black-Heads, they’re cool with me

Negative Affirmation: that girl died her hair black! I seent it when it wasn’t. What a fake Black-Head

by Chief Lotsadough May 8, 2021

Black Rat

Rafa

The Black rat is named Raf

by FISHYDISHY February 22, 2022