While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.
by The only Sigma October 2, 2024
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I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.
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I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.
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When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
by DebLos December 9, 2023
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Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.
by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024
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by Hades 69 March 9, 2024
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Me: “Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”
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Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”
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