Doucette 

A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.

Yo, don't go in there for about fifteen minutes. Some bitch just dropped a nasty doucette in the shitter.

Doucette by Butterfries June 24, 2008

Doucette 

One of the coolest and greatest last names known to mankind the family with this last name, has just to breath and excellence and greatness flows through the air. Any know enemy of this great clan of great and famous noble men and women will and have been beaten to and inch of their lives.
Doucetteis a name associated with the best that ever will be, that is and ever was!

1. Man, That guy who kicked Johnny's ass was a real Doucette.

2. I think I should legally change my name to Doucette, which we all know is the "COOLEST NAME EVER"!

Doucette by Mightybiglegend June 25, 2008

Doucette 

Noun, often capitalized French slang for duck (waterfowl)

The President was a lame Doucette duing the final days of his term.

We roasted him like a Doucette.

Doucette by crankyboss November 15, 2010

greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.

Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!

greg doucette by tiawc December 1, 2020

clarice doucette 

Shittyest teacher known to mankind. She claims she’s a doctor but she’s full of shit. She fucks peoples grades over on purpose and cry’s when people make fun of her hearing aids. It is physically impossible for her to teach so she just sits there and makes you repeat words. Worst Spanish and French teacher of all time. If you have a class with her transfer out immediately.

Doctor clarice doucette just cried because I made fun of her hearing aids.

clarice doucette by Mynameesjeff November 28, 2018

shane doucette 

A pussy

Look a Shane Doucette he's a pussy.

shane doucette by Clarkie55 January 15, 2014

Will Doucette

The hottest man alive

ur such a will doucette

Will Doucette by lick my fritter like an apple November 30, 2017