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Ball ache 

Similar to blue balls; Ball ache occurs when a man spends all night grinding with a lady but, alas, does not ejaculate, leaving him with a dull ache in the testes. It is the worst pain a male can suffer.

There is only one cure to ball ache, and that my friends is known as a wank.



A: Why are you walking like John Wayne?
B: Ball ache.
A: I thought you were with Jane last night?
B: Indeed. She may look like a pro, but sadly she couldn't finish off a packet of crisps.
A: Sorry to hear that
B: Shhh... I'm off to wank.
Ball ache by Tidy as f*ck like March 22, 2009
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Wrecking Ball

When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.

These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.

ball biting bitch 

a woman who enjoy's biting the testical's so that in turn you pull that hoe's hair and tell her to lay off your shit
That ball biting bitch nearly took a chunk outta my shit last night

Haram ball

Pioneered by clubs like Tottenham, getafe and Real Madrid its a playstyle against big clubs where you have 10 men back and have one quick striker
Have you seen Real Madrid play tonight
Yes I heard they played haram ball
Haram ball by Isco9911 April 10, 2021

The ball is in his court. 

When you tell a guy/girl that you like them but they are perhaps unsure of what to do or say. For example they may say 'it doesn't make a difference'. It's up to them what they do, they know that you like them, they might make a move, treat you as normal or never talk to you again.
"Girl 1- I really like you!

Guy - It doesn't make a difference. =]

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Girl 1 - I told him I liked him but he said it doesn't make a difference.

Girl 2 - The ball is in his court.

Danny Ball Z 

A Danny Ball Z is known to be the sexiest, most awesome creature to walk this planet. It is a quite rare creature at that. The Danny Ball Z likes tacos, long boarding, and movies. His hair is curly, brown, and sexy, his skin is smooth-looking and tan, and his eyes are hazel :D
Chick 1: Did you see that?!
Chick 2: Fuck yes, that, my friend, was Danny Ball Z :D
Danny Ball Z by Bekemon July 25, 2010

Dragon Ball Fighterz 

A game that showed a lot of promise but was soon taken over by tryhards and no-lifes but is still fun to play with friends.
Dragon Ball Fighterz is cancer