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Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”
Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
by Cool killa February 5, 2019
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Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.
Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
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Bag Party

Used in small southern towns. Bagging a persons head, then proceeding to beat them with various weapons, usually bats.
"Dude did you see what happened to Sam after he came out? He totally got Bag-Partied behind the Winn Dixie."

"Hey man, careful around that sundown town. You'll end up at a Bag Party."
by sonic but goth September 22, 2020
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in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very laid-back about it.
"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
by budderbin April 10, 2023
mugGet the in the bagmug.

Bagged

"you know man, to cuddle and makeout and shit. LOL"
Huey was really feeling stacy at the party last night, I cant believe he bagged her!
by bagman777 June 27, 2021
mugGet the Baggedmug.

fat bag

Fat Bag is used to identify a furry mammal that is coated in mouldable stretchy skin.
Person: "come here Fat Bag"

Fat Bag: "woof"
by archie fitzpatrick January 25, 2022
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grocery bags

another word for a woman's boobs or a woman's saggy boobs
Friend: Man your girlfriend has some huge grocery bags to carry.
by Fr0stySauce January 29, 2020
mugGet the grocery bagsmug.

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