Athens Drive High School

The most mixed up/ f*ked up school in North Carolina. Home to the rich white snobs shipped in from Cary, the ghetto/welfare blacks from Raleigh and the illegal/ex-prisonmates mexicans. Where there is at least one gang war, two stabbings, and 20 car thefts every year. Where football team has been last in the state for over 10 years now and seems to never get any better. Where the freshman girls seem to be screwing earlier and earlier. Where if you go out into the parking lot all you see are cars that are all worth over $40,000 and then go down a little furter down the road near the school and you will find cars worth $40. You got your variety of white folks there... the rich-hippies, the rich-yuppies, the rich-sluts, and the rich-geniuses. Where certain kids get picked up in a new $100,000 car every day. Where there is an enmorous amount of pot smoking going on but depending on how much money you have the kind of pot you have (i.e. headies, middies, swag, and FIRREEEE) where everyone does drugs but the white/rich snobs from Cary get the money from their parents and ghetto black/mexicans rob each other or the white snobs from Cary for it. Home to the original senior rock, Athens has some of the highest G.P.A's and some of the lowest G.P.A's. Where the ex-mayor son goes and gets high with all the other rich pot heads in their mercedes/BMW's/or whatever car that daddy bought for them. Athens is known for having the white population decrease every year and number of gang members start to increase. Athens is known for their hot cheerleaders and pothead but definately hot soccer team... Basically Athens is your ultimate melting pot...the only thing you need to know is that if your at athens you either have crack, a gun, or coach purse.

Girl #1: Damn which drug am I going to do today??
Girl #2: Damn't! $150 a week just isn't working for me
Girl #3: I wonder whos my baby's daddy?
Girl #4: Where are we??? Athens Drive High School

by yesssss!!! December 7, 2005

the rent is too damn high

The political party where if you wanna marry a shoe, you can marry a shoe.

The representative for The Rent is Too Damn High Party, Jimmy McMillan, is the next Chuck Norris.

by AwesomeFacePwns October 26, 2010

James Madison high school

A pretty chill place in Vienna, puts way to much money into their band and has got a kick ass crew program.

"hey where do you go to school?"

"James Madison high school"

"fuck you"

by heyey123 January 26, 2012

Vista ridge high school

A high school in cedar park Texas where the girls are broken into these categories: druggees, the gamers, the athletic girls and the popular girls and the guys catagoires are: Fuck boys, jocks, stoners and popular kids. So what separates this school from any other high school is that at vista ridge the autisic kids even get pussy... no seriously some kids in the SPED ed program have gotten laid like wtf

Hey did you hear special Johnny got laid?? Well he goes to vista ridge high school soooo

by Chubbiesnshit December 15, 2017

Super High-Five Saturday

The glorious sequel to High-Five Friday, where in which the name of the day is yelled louder and the highfives are harder and more enthusiatic. 'Twas a team effort between Ralph Steadman and Alewishes at The Langerado Music Festival in 2006. If you hear it yelled prepare for a fucking super highfive, and feel the magic that it produces.

Alewishes: "Hey Ralph....What day is it????"
Ralph: "Ummmmm is it high-five Friday????"
Alewishes: "Naw man."
Ralph:"Oh yes, Its Super High-Five Saturday!!!!!!" WooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHHHHH-OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006

Park City High School

It is a high school (obviously) in Park City, UT.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics

Its clubs (truly) include:

-Academic Decathlon

-American Red Cross

-Art Club

-Ballroom Dance

-Best Buddies

-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming

-Small Percussion

-SECS Club

-Social Injustice Club

-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.

"I live in the Park City area and am between the ages of 14 and 18, ergo, I attend Park City High School. Whie in attendance, I may or may not be addicted to one (or more) illegal substance. I believe that beer is proof that beer is meant to be drunk"

by UVCATASTROPHE! December 9, 2009

Holland Patent High School

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.

Holland Patent High School

by JustxSayinnx April 10, 2011