part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially

Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

by TickDiggler December 3, 2020

Purple headed womb brush

The end of penis

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

i_said_bruh

i_said_bruh is the peak of human performance and the height of sexiness, beauty is subjective, but it is an objective fact that he’s the hottest man on earth.

Omg you know i_said_bruh? Holy shit he’s so hot and sexy and smart

by I_said_bruh is super hot February 14, 2021

adopt me bruh

adopt me? more like drop me

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh

by urbandictionaryisprettycursed June 20, 2021

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 16, 2021

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022