Winter Gecko

When an individual murders another individual using only two icicles (akimbo style), therefore leaving no fingerprints. Stab. Run. Melt.

Jeremiah fell victim to the Winter Gecko when he was in enemy territory during a snowstorm.

by AttackPoseidon December 6, 2021

Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017

winter sweater

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.

"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"

by vesperlynd April 22, 2017

winter lu’au

A sexual act combining the lu’au and skiing wherein the subject is spit-roasted by two men while giving two others handjobs.

Bro, you won’t believe this: me, Tony, Davey, and Marcus totally threw Steve a winter lu’au. He was so surprised when we all started fuckin’ him, it was awesome!

by Cum Patriot March 20, 2023

Nuclear Winter

When you're in an extremely cold environment where you can see gases and you fart in the Air so badly it looks like a Mushroom Cloud

I just got back from having a serious Nuclear Winter

by Dragonslayer052 September 14, 2025

winter camo

The stuff hot girls wear to hide the fact they gain weight over the holidays and through out the winter.

Becky has a lovely turtle neck on. It’s just winter camo the only reason she is wearing that is to hide the 15 pounds she gained at thanksgiving .

by magicjesse April 20, 2018