smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)

me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as

by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016

Whack

Something of low status or something bad in quality

Alexis: did you see that guys hairline
Phil: ye word its so bad
Alexis: bro that shits whack

by Mrmandam January 16, 2018

Whack Pack

A group of non-pussywhipped guys who get together for circle jerks whenever the fuck they want cuz they ain't answerin' to no bitch!

I ain't got no girl I'm Whack Pack 4-Life!

by CarvUUp January 8, 2017

Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

Whack Scab

A scab created from whacking off way too much. excessive friction on one spot can cause the skin to break... & for a scab to be born.

After jerkin' off twice a day for a month... I had a total whack scab on the side a my dick.

by Leonfilms235 August 30, 2013

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013

Caketown Whacked

Extremely inebriated or high. Heavily under the influence of any drug or intoxicant.

Dude, drink some of this drank, it will get you caketown whacked.

Tim took a bunch of Adderall and smoked the bong, now he is caketown whacked.

by WHBongzilla December 30, 2011