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plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass
Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
by fishgaming June 29, 2023
mugGet the plates of fate mayhemmug.

Plate Blanket

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.
Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.
by cambonie May 4, 2020
mugGet the Plate Blanketmug.

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.
I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
mugGet the Plate of Chopped meatmug.

Trap plate

To be pyscidellicly in tuned with god and produce lucid dreaming and to fall victim of waking up stunned.
#1 dude "Yo man I just ate my whole trap plate"#2 dude "yo you shouldn't eat that bro"
by G swing September 9, 2015
mugGet the Trap platemug.

Fagget Plate

The name given to someone during a dinner conversation while be frustrated and tripped up on an insult so you blurt out “Why are you being such a fagget plate?”
Josh was trying to act cool at Mikes expense and Mike not wanting to take his shit said “why are you being a fagget plate Josh?”
by moekatoek June 6, 2021
mugGet the Fagget Platemug.

Plating

Going down and bringing your girlfriend off orally
My bird really loves a good plating
by Mr Hungry August 5, 2023
mugGet the Platingmug.

plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.
Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.
by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023
mugGet the plate the foodmug.

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