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monkey jams

slang for rap music. any tunes that black people feel necessary to blare when they are driving their caddys.
"Those idiots hanging out by the welfare office are blarring their monkey jams way louder than they need to"

any artist whose name starts with "lil'" or "young"

such as lil wayne or young joc
by johanna315 June 23, 2008
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Cock Jamming

Using music to blank out the background noise to improve concentration while interfering with oneself.
Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.
by Will the Bastard July 10, 2009
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Jam Locked

To Chill Meaning Jam out and the Locked stands for the area is locked by your crew and kno one can enter this domain.
Also when u are crunk da fuk out u use this word alot
Yo conor we got this area jam locked wit are juice in hand.
by Filliest Crunk Buck May 22, 2007
mugGet the Jam Lockedmug.

jam man

A rasterfarian man of jamacan oriogin who particularly likes smoking marajuana while listening 2 Bob Marley
Rass man dis weed is Harsh stik on dat Bob Marly Lp
by Sam .f June 1, 2003
mugGet the jam manmug.

Champagne jam

Cheap drink party. Made famous in "Run Ronnie Run" basically getting drunk on Boones farm or cheap malt liquor. White trash style.

Getting drunk on about 5 bucks per person or less, Or for free by stealing
Bobby and Sue hooked up last night at our champagne jam man, the trailer was rocking, man

or

Billy bob brought out the moonshine last night and we got down with a champagne jam.
by SaintlyDznutz November 21, 2009
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Ass Jamming

1.v. Of or pertaining to the act of anal sex
"Dude, I was totally ass jamming her last night..."
by McClarky February 1, 2009
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Jam Mile

The act of a person committing suicide by jumping from the roof, window, or balcony of a high-rise building.

The "Jam" is derived from the description of the person semi-literally 'splattering' as they hit the ground, while the "Mile" is derived from the long fall between the jumping spot and the ground.
Hotel Babylon quote: "It's much better if they fly the Jam Mile. You know when they jump off their balconies? It means we're not responsible for clearing up the goo."
by AcidCookie July 22, 2009
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