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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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Jared

Someone who is both a jock and a nerd
That guy is such a jared; taking all APs and captain of the water polo team.
by denscoth September 28, 2019
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Jared Emery

by kdmatters:) November 14, 2020
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Jared

jared is the most amazing person in the world. although he would say somethings that are a bit perverted but is actually hilarious because he does it to make people laugh. you will be very lucky to meet or be around Jared mostly because he makes people left and is very loved by others. everywoman is dying to be around him but are very shy to show emotion in anyway.
Jared is a sexy ass beast
by hmahma June 28, 2017
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Jared Character

A character that is orange weird and wacky
by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021
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Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
Jared: Bitch imma cut u
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
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