jesus tap dancing christ
jesus tap dancing christ by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ
A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
Taco Tap
The action a woman performs that is similar to a tea bag generally performed by men.
The woman/girl/female/what have you, simply squats down over one unsuspecting persons head or forehead lightly touching said forehead with their vaginal region and exclaims loudly with confidence.. "TACO TAP" which is then generally followed by a roar of laughter. The performer may or may not be fully or partially clothed.
The woman/girl/female/what have you, simply squats down over one unsuspecting persons head or forehead lightly touching said forehead with their vaginal region and exclaims loudly with confidence.. "TACO TAP" which is then generally followed by a roar of laughter. The performer may or may not be fully or partially clothed.
Ricky Ponting Bum Tap
The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
Ricky Ponting Bum Tap by Papabear of Brisneyland October 19, 2010
this is spinal tap
this is spinal tap by Fuckhead August 4, 2004