pork sword

penis

my pork sword is small

by suck3 May 18, 2022

Sword fight

This is what it's called when two dudes getting a fight in the shower naked

James stole a soup from Chris so he caught him in the shower and there were sword fighting like Peter Pan and Captain Hook

by Dapaperman May 6, 2022

raw sword

when you're walking down the stairs and you trip on your shoelace

Man! That was a pretty bad raw sword, am i right?

by Supermanjamz September 7, 2017

sword fights

Where you get two dicks and do a sword fight.

Yo you wanna have a couple sword fights with me?

by leifs massive dick June 7, 2025

The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024

Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.

“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”

by pDawg aye July 30, 2024

Queen of Swords

A neologism meant to denote a woman (often cisgender) with a sexual desire to be used and dominated by transgender women (sometimes exclusively), much like Queen of Spades or Queen of Hearts.

See also:
King of Swords
Jack of Swords

I'm a queen of swords, I'm ready to give myself completely to trans women to be made into a cum dumpster in front of my cissy boyfriend.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024