Slurmmin

Hanging out under the influence of Slurm.
Slurm is a fictional soft drink made popular by Futurama.

It is now associated with drinking alcoholic beverages.

Yo, I'ma be slurmmin out tonight, come by.

by Walt McNally October 28, 2010

Shlurb

verb. To "shlurb" something.
Also a noun, not exactly a compliment but you could do worse.

I went shlurbing today, it was wet-fresh!

by Rap2 August 31, 2011

slurk

verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}

Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.

by Fitzfernald May 16, 2012

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012

Slurp And Soup

While having sexual intercourse with a woman the man jizzes inside the condom and the woman takes it off and pours it into her mouth and swallows.

Allah gave that bitch a Slurp And Soup last night.

by eduardo sanchez November 5, 2012

Slurboarding

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.

Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"

by Scooter37 May 25, 2013

slurp

slurp is that good ass sleep you just cant seem to wake up from no matter what you do

that slurp got me thats why i aint hear the door

by ghostman.inc August 2, 2013