SPIDER FACE

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.

Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!

by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009

Ace of Spades

The woman's vagina and ass combo when she is bent over on all fours. The shape is derived from her asshole to around the outside of her labia majora and then in towards the slit. That makes the spade. The stem is normally visualized unless the girl has meaty labia minora. Though a girl with small or unseen inner labia makes for the best example of an "ace of spades". The "ace" in the name is a great pseudonym for ass or asshole.

Her ace of spades was to die for. I could eat it all night.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 28, 2010

Spiderface

A hot girl with a fugly face. She's hot depsite-her face. Spiderface. Similar to Butterface.

Vince hooked up with Amy even though she's a spiderface!

by t0pl355 June 16, 2010

spider karma

The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.

(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.

by ed pluribus unum June 18, 2011

Vagina Spider

See definition of "Queef"

Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
Guy: "You nasty bitch."

by Hugelefty March 11, 2008

Spider Loc

Second Worst rapper in the Gun-t Camp and he is lyrically retarted and he just might diss shyne when he gets out and than he will get fucked up by GUNOOOOOOOTTTTTT

Spider loc is a joke for the rap game

by Gunot Soldier July 11, 2006

spider

A one word response used soley for the username Syringer. See Syringered

Syringer: Our web company upgraded everyone's e-mail accounts and there's been nothing but problems...

Response: Spider

by The girl in the dorm downstairs August 19, 2004