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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.
Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.
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Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.
Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now
by Funny goober May 18, 2022
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Single cock

The joyous state of having a free-roaming penis
Tom and Stuart sat back, reminiscing about their days of owning a single cock
by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017
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National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍
Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy
by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022
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Single

Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am
Single
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
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single rider

Usually a situation a man in a relationship has a side hoe, where they pretends to be single, and these two people hook up in his car.
J: I heard he’s single
A: What? No he’s not
J: oh, so he must be a single rider
by DevenLG October 10, 2017
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