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shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.
You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.
by Table talk! May 14, 2019
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Shrinckley Krinckerly

Shriveled up 103 year old grandma tittes, They can sound like coins in the pocket at times.
Your grandma's Shrinckley Krinckerly's made me remember my pocket change.
by Sesshōmaru September 11, 2019
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Shrinker

The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.
*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER
by Bonergod October 22, 2019
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shminklepoop

What a shminklepoop class!
by Shminklepoop June 8, 2020
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shinkle

The wrinkles of skin on a penis when one experiences shrinkage. Can occur when shrinkage is brought on by cold, water, fear, post-coitus, or any other reasons.
I had some weird dick cheese caught up in my shinkle after an epic sexcapade
by Mykl66 November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

When a male bends over and willingly accepts penetration from another male. Named for Norman Shinkle, former state senator of Michigan, who bent over for Donald Trump when he tried to overthrow American democracy.
Wow, look at that gay guy get shinkled by another gay guy.
by Wally Wahoo November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

Shinkle. verb.

To fail to do one's legal duty because of conspiracy theories.

The term derives from Norm Shinkle's 15 minutes of fame as a Republican member of the four member Michigan State Board of Canvassers who's job was merely to recognize the counties election results as certified but took hours of many public servants time to investigate, without legal authority, multiple conspiracy theories that had already been rejected by courts and employing a double standard in minor voting irregularities between predominantly black and white precincts.
County Heath Department Restaurant Inspector: I probably should cite you for this complaint and your not requiring masks during this pandemic, but meh, I think it is a democratic hoax. I'm just gonna Shinkle this report.
by Scottula November 23, 2020
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