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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)
"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."
by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015
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Rosetta Stoned

The state of being so high that you begin speaking another language.
Friend 1: Yo, did you know that Marcel speaks Mandarin?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he only knows it when he's high as a kite, man. He was straight up Rosetta stoned last night.
by YungSebs June 2, 2016
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Rosetta Stoned

When someone is so stoned that they start speaking another language.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Je suis un buffle!
Guy 1: What are you, Rosetta Stoned?
Guy 2: Si senor.
by EightBitDictionary May 29, 2016
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Adrenaline Stoned

Adrenaline Stoned can be best explained as a feeling of so much adrenaline, so much that it can not be explained as "adrenaline high"
"Ah dude, i was so adrenaline Stoned last night,"
by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016
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honesty scone

"Dude I finally able to taste that sweet honesty scone last night!"
by PoTeeto February 9, 2017
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Skully Scone

A hit out of a bong (a.k.a. Cone) that's hits you hard in the head (dome).
Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!
by stonerboibud420livin February 11, 2017
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