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Get the HOLY SCHMOLTZ mug.One who schlobs.
Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.
by harry flashman October 11, 2003
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Get the Schmoe mug.A word used to describe someone who may be picky about which stereotypical term you use to label them. Apparently "scene" is commonly know for it's clothing/hair styles. "Emo" is more commonly know for the whiney music style/the addiction to cutting ones self. Both clothing/hair styles are quite similar. In order to avoid conflict on which of the two labels the individual prefers, it is safest to refer to them as "scemo", therefore, the identity of the individual is not blatantly labeled as one specific stereotype.
Guy 1-"So who was that "scemo" girl you were just talking to?
Guy 2-"That is my girlfriend, she prefers to be considered "scene" because she doesn't cut herself. But thanks for not assuming."
Guy 2-"That is my girlfriend, she prefers to be considered "scene" because she doesn't cut herself. But thanks for not assuming."
by N@NCY31245 August 18, 2010
Get the Scemo mug.A dripping or damp appendage used to scrape garbage from the wings of she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage for fruit in the deep caverns of the planet Uranaus.
My schmop is dripping with schmegma now that we have furiosly scrubbed out the crevices from the wings of the she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage on the fruit of Uranus.
by Dr. Phuckalatpuss January 5, 2008
Get the schmop mug.Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!
Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!
Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children
"Whats up schmooftie"?!
"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"
"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"
"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"
"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"
by krissy_ec February 3, 2010
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