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Bonsai Rodeo 

(Have your friend hidden in your bedroom closet beforehand)Whislt making sweet love to your special somebody in the classic "doggie-style" position, right before climax, the male wraps his arms around her waist tightly and yells "WHOOOOOO". At this time hidden friend jumps out of said closet, causing female to panic and try to escape. The gentlemen then rides her around the room like a bucking bronco.
Thanks to Daniel, Tanner had a Bonsai Rodeo last night with Jenny. He held on for 8 seconds!
Bonsai Rodeo by TannerB March 11, 2008
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Alabama Rodeo

When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for them to jump off of you.
Lisa was riding me when I told her I have AIDS and it took her five seconds to get off me. That was my Alabama Rodeo Record!

Mexican Rodeo 

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.
Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one
Mexican Rodeo by PrezMeister October 29, 2007
Some bullshit word my wife made up to sound trendy
Pride and Prejudice is such a romcom.
Romcom by Encla January 27, 2017

Romeoville 

A piece of junk town with inbread locals that enjoy talking about the "good times" of High School, despite the fact that they have never moved on with their lives, and thus remain in said shit town with their sisters, who are their wives, along with their cockeyed children.
"Oh man, ya remember when I almost made that touchdown in that game back in '97 when it was Romeoville VS Bolingbrook?? We almost actually socred points because of me!!"
Romeoville by Unanimous64 August 13, 2008

Sex Rodeo 

1) a guy is fucking a girl from behind

2) the male will yell "ready"

3) at this time you have some of your buddies hiding in closets/behind places or under places

4) when they hear you say "ready" they will all pop out and run around making their way to the door

5) the man has to hold on and be "in" for the whole 8 seconds in order to count.

*extra style points* have one hand on girls waste and the other in the air like in a real rodeo.
Man 1) what did you do this weekend?
Man 2) ha ha ha pulled off a sex rodeo with my girl.
Man 1) No way...
Man 2) I swear, ask the guys they were all in it!
Sex Rodeo by Hambone 27 September 24, 2009

Rome Ramirez 

(Roman Rene Ramirez) i mean, i know that Rome will never be like Brad, but you gotta admit that Rome is amazing, at the guitar, voice, and hes ADORABLE! he wears glasses and hats and id bang him, and marry him if he knew me, hes the new lead singer of former awesome skapunk band Sublime, now legally named Sublime with Rome. Rome was born in Fremont California 1988. truth is, Rome is beautiful and not fat, hes just big and so CUTE!
Man i went to the Sublime with Rome concert and it was badass, i know they will never be the original Sublime, but the sexy Rome Ramirez guy sure is talented too in his own way
Rome Ramirez by ihatekatbutlovemusic November 10, 2010