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Red Panda

Used to describe something that is better in every way than its counterpart but is not very well known.
by dr. man555 November 8, 2010
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Red Cap

Red Cap, a distinctly Canadian beer, is sold in a stubby bottle and has been compared to mule piss as well as the discarge from an elephant's anus.

This product, if offered to good friends who help you move, should not be consumed and the purveyors of the Red Cap should be ridiculed for months thereafter. Also, any situation which has a negative outcome or shamelessly cheap origins can be referred to as a "Red Cap" situation.

Red Cap can be used as a verb, interchangable with "Pwned."
The Beer
Gracious Idiot: Thanks for helping me move guys. We got you some beer, it's in the fridge.

Good Friends: RED CAP? What the fuck?

Gracious Idiot: Yo man, it's good stuff.

Good Friends: Way to break a fin on us.

The Verb:
Stubs: Hey baby, you got some fine curves kickin on that ass. Can I hit that?

Fine Ass Bitch: Go Red Cap yourself, loser.
by Red Cap Rudy April 5, 2005
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Red-Lighting

The act of hallucinating without the use of psychoactive drugs, such as LSD or acid. This requires one ping pong ball, a radio with headphone jack, and a red lightbulb. To hallucinate, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape halves over eyes. Then turn the radio to a white noise (static) station and put on headphones. Finally, stare into red lightbulb and wait for about half an hour. Soon, you will start to hallucinate.
Greg: Where were you man? We we're gonna watch the game!

Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater.

Greg: That explains why you didn't text back.
by rugger26 May 16, 2011
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Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.
OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.
by Jsr95 May 13, 2018
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Marlboro Reds

Truly the best ciggarette out there. Amazing flavor. There's nothing like sitting back, relaxing, and having yourself a marb red. The smoke surrounds you and you get this head rush, it's like a drug and you spend a few minutes in heaven. Good quality, but considered harsh. Only for the real smokers. If you can't handle the marb reds, gtfo.
"Hey, dude. Need a smoke, I'll lend you a newport"

"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"
by Elle Haven October 8, 2008
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Red Mafiya

The most deadly and well organized crime syndicate in the world today. The Red Mafia also referred to as the Russian Mafia, is a tight nit organization that deals with drug trafficking, prostitution, varies scams, company fraud, medical fraud, theft, and murder.
Although referred to as the Russian Mafia, the Red Mafia is composed of multiple ethnic groups from the former Soviet Union, consisting mostly of Russians and Ukrainians / Jews, Georgians, Chechens, and Armenians.

Red Mafia is rumored to have 600,000 members worldwide, many of whom operate from different locations in Europe, America, and Israel.

For instance the believed Red Mafia's Boss of Bosses, Semion Mogilevich, a Ukrainian Jew, operates from his headquarters in Budapest. He is best known for scamming some 10 billion dollars through the Bank of New York from a stock company based in Pennsylvania. He is also currently on the FBI's most wanted list.

Since the breakup of the Soviet Union, the criminals who belonged to organized crime in Eastern Europe have emigrated to the Americas, more specifically Brighton Beach, also known as "Little Odessa", a name branded by the immigrants because it had reminded them of their home back in Ukraine of the city Odessa which boarded the Black Sea much like Brighton Beach.

Nonetheless operations were set up all over Brighton Beach and it wasn't long before the FBI jammed down on the Italian Mafioso's hard enough for the Red's to be the most prominent organized crime syndicate in New York and perhaps the whole America.

There numbers are growing, and if not stopped they might cause more hell than the Italians could have ever managed.
Buy the book Red Mafiya by Robert Friedman
by General Butcher June 5, 2009
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red dots

I Put Red Dots On A Nigga Head Like Rodman (thaGame Westside Story 2005)
by thaHooD September 17, 2005
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