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Pavlovian President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS since he continues to hit that first strategy he used to win the first time.
FLOTUS Melania was recently interviewed about the Pussy Grabber in Chief’s well documented addictive personality and she tells story after story of his uncontrollably impulsive style that has earned him the nickname “Pavlovian President.”
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Orwellian President 

A totalitarian head of state such as in Orwell’s classics, “Animal Farm” and “1984.”
I know that my devoted base will ultimately accept that some men such as me, their Orwellian President, are just more equal than others.

Plague President 

The Trumpster will surely go down in history as the Plague President.
As the Plague President, I feel it is my duty to take hydroxychloroquine!

pusillanimous president 

A description used for the Orange One due to his singleminded self-aggrandizement yielding a particular lack of attention to the actual requirements of courage and determination normally found in a US President.
We sometimes find the pusillanimous president on his bed at all hours of the night, voraciously eating potato chips and endlessly tweeting, dehydrated and disoriented.

American presidents 

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American presidents: 1-43 old people.

44th black man.

45th a clown.

46th old

drop some presents down the chimney 

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....
Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney

Homosexual Pressure 

The sensation experienced during anal sex when a homosexual's penis stimulates the prostate.
Will United Nations cave to homosexual pressure?
Homosexual Pressure by enter_san_man December 20, 2008