Pokemon

A Gay show. I only liked the First Season, after the first season Pokemon pretty much gayed itself.

Why you all ask? Inuyasha would kick ANY Pokemon's ass. And aside from that> There is rarely any other plots then Team Rocket trying to take Pikachu (You think they would explode from trying to hard after the first few seasons!) The Team traveling, then getting in some stupid Battle in which the main characters Rarely EVER lose. They always say "I got the *insert name here* badge!" God, I think the 4Kids version of One Piece actually is good because of Pokemon <.<

And Pokemon would be cool if they quit making the anime after Misty or Brock left. But instead they had to gay it up by adding more crap to the series <_<

The only thing I own of Pokemon is the 1997 Pokedex, Big Money for nerds. One thing you can do with the older Merchandise, SELL IT ON EBAY!

Pokemon sucks Nards

OMFG! POKEMON IS ON! TURN IT TO THE REAL ESTATE CHANNEL!

Have you noticed the word EMO is in PokEMOn

by Meowbark May 20, 2007

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

by Mpskyman April 24, 2023

Pokemon

Things that are stupid, not evil, and they don't deserve any attention.

I had to see the smartest pokemon's brain with an electronic microscope, but even so, it looked as big a piece of dust but had no evil.

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

Pokemon

A show, card game, and videogame based solely on animal abuse and should be stopped here and now.

Ash: Pikachu use ur thunder bolt to blast the shit out of that other pokemon.

by He_Who_Kills_Bitches May 5, 2006

Pokemons

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.

(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each other!

by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008

Pokemon

Having sex with an Asian girl.

I feel like playing Pokemon.

by Scoobabba March 30, 2010

pokemon

ok so pokemon originated in japan, and was brought to the us. the first games, wich featured the first 150 pokemon plus mew,were the best in my opinion. than the anime series came and kinda killed it, becaus the show was honestly 4 little kids. but pokemon is still strong. i can remember, in 3rd grade your coolness was cordinated with what cards you have. and i had tons and i still do. and in middle school everyone predended to hate it cept me i had stickers and drawings all over my stuff.... and it was this big thing when me or my buddies found a girl that still liked it man i remember this one girl, i new her for like 3 years and didnt know she liked it til one day i was in social studies and noticed she was useing cindaqual as a book mark. and dont lie and say u dont like it, cause its monsters u use to beat up other monsters with and get to put in red balls. also dont lie, because i know u got up early just to watch the show. i know i did. by the end of the first week i could recite the whole poke-rap.trivia;the first second gen. pokemon to appear in the series is ho-oh, in the first episode. also, i bet u stay up to midnite just to beat whatever new game u got. i no i do. the market has been killed by spin-offs and fakes, but honestly even i got a copy of the mad issu in wich they decide how to kill pikachu. the card game is great, the video game are great, but the show kinda sucks. i know that imm way to old to play it

person1: hey i get mew at toysrus!
person2:no way how
person1:my mom drove me there
person2:so how many pokemon u got now?
person1:all of them

by epicalyrandom November 29, 2011