Parrot top

An angry dyke or feminist with radioactive hair color who spews the official narrative like a well-trained parrot.

"Man this parrot top just tired to tell me there are 42 genders."

"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"

by Ironborn October 1, 2019

Tang top

Giving head and using barbecue sauce instead of lube.

Hey did you hear how I gave Austin tang top last night because he loves barbecue sauce so much

by Kierra’s titty July 6, 2020

Top Kill

An impotent solution to an out of hand problem.

Switching the meeting time from Thursday to Tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetings’ effectiveness.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

Tuffin Top

A term used to describe a male who has dark hair with tuff/thick blond streaks. The blond hair is coated with a greasy coat of gel, which gives the appearance of hardness.

"Hey look at that guys hair" - "haha what a Tuffin Top!"

by Risherz... June 11, 2009

Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016