it's not you, it's me.

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.
"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."
by mara July 19, 2004
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You won't

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action.

Appropriate responses are as follows:
In agreement to do the action = "Who Won't?"
Not in agreement to do the action = "You right"
Absolutely not in agreement to do the action = "Are you dumb?"
To counter challenge = "YOU won't!"
When used in an overly serious manor "you won't" may be interchangeable with "You will not!"
Warning: Increased use of alcohol can and will cause excessive repetition.
Person 1: "You won't do jam and night." Person 2: "Who won't?! YOU won't!"
by R U Dumb February 04, 2010
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Lucky You

When someone is extraordinarily lucky and you are getting jealous of it. Use it when from inside you feel like saying "I Envy You !!".
Lucky you for having a new BMW !!
by m@ngo November 28, 2013
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Would You?

A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.
by Jacob W. April 10, 2004
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you dig?

Shortened form of can you dig it?, usually added at the end of, like you know, a sentence.

1. (Inquiring) Do you understand what I mean?

2. (Belligerent) Shut up and do what I said!
1. Groovy is so far out that it's in, you dig?

2. The chick's not a man, so stop calling her "man", you dig!?
by Downstrike October 16, 2004
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Unfuck You

To undo a "Fuck You" previously done unto someone else.
Office Mate #1: "Boss told me to tell you you're fired."

Office Mate #2: "Fuck you!!!"

Office Mate #1: "...But I told boss that unless he told you himself, he should consider you employed."

Office Mate #2: "Okay, I take it back... unfuck you."
by Silver415 May 04, 2010
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are you thick

british saying meaning, "are you dumb?" said when someone says something so unbelievably stupid that you need to ask if they're thick in the head.
"mexico sells avocados, right?"
"uh, yeah?"
"well, when trump builds a wall, where are we supposed to get avocados?"
"....are you thick?"
by cockstina February 09, 2017
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