Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

Moscow Lemonade

The act of inserting your penis in a woman’s vagina and releasing your sperm inside of her as she pees. The liquid is collected in a cup and drank by either person. Occasionally the male or female will add other bodily fluids to the mix.

“Dude, my friend Maynor had some Moscow Lemonade the other day and he’s been throwing up nonstop. I think he needs help”

by THUGSHAKE December 13, 2025

Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016

timec massou

It is the best name ever

Hi timec massou your a cool dude

by Timec massou June 13, 2016

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

Buffalo Missouri

A place where you can inherit your living relatives earnings.

I need to buy a 2016 Ford F-250 XLT 6.7L V8 Diesel Regular Cab, my dad in Buffalo Missouri will buy it for me.

by I know, truth hurts June 23, 2017