Moon-Poon 

An extremely pale girls vagina.

John: Fuck man, did you see that chick I banged last night, hot as fuck..
Jim: Really? She looked like she had a bit of a Moon-Poon.

Moon-Poon by poonraiderxo August 4, 2011

Moon river 

Unexpected finger up the Anus.

I was at the doctors when he asked me to bend over. He then inserted his finger into my anus. It took me by surprise leaving me wanting to find something to say. Suddenly, moon river sprang to mind so I sang it.

Moon river by Dentaljohn January 18, 2017

Moon Coughing 

When an individual coughs due to staring up at the moon. Similar to sun sneezing.

"I looked up at the moon and I coughed. I really hate moon coughing."

Moon Coughing by CrisCrossYall June 12, 2009

Moon Doggy

Anal intercourse.

She down wit dat Moon Doggy.

Moon Doggy by Nikkc January 12, 2019

moon bounce 

A term used to describe a really fat, repulsive, stomach

Mr. H is flamming moon bounce and when i see him run it makes wana puke

"put your shirt back on before that moon bounce starts an earthquake!"

moon bounce by Bob Sagent April 22, 2006

moon tang 

When someone eats the bits of toliet paper stuck to the hairs in your butt-crack.

Billy Jack was shocked to find bits of Bob's moon tang still stuck on his upper lip the next morning.

moon tang by WookiedRick September 29, 2005

Moon Man 

One hell of a sussy Discord Mod

Have you seen Moon Man recently?

Moon Man by Kamp January 11, 2022