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Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.
Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.
Ming by swartkat September 29, 2012
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A replacement word for marijuana. Usually used when a parent or someone of authority is around and is often personified as a friend.
"Hello Robby, where have you and Dirk been all day?"
"Oh hi Mrs. Johnson, uuh...Dirk and I were just chillin with Ming."
"Ming? Who is that? I don't think I've ever met Ming."
"Haha, well he's a VERY good acquaintance of ours, I'm sure at some point you must have met him (coughcoughlikeincollegecoughcough)."
"I'm sorry what was that dear? Did you say something?"
"Oh, no ma'am I didn't, just got something caught in my throat. Anyway Dirk and Ming are waiting outside. We're gonna go for a walk. I just came in to grab a snack to bring with us."
"Ok dear, you three have fun!"
"Thanks Mrs. Johnson."
ming by tenfouroverandout July 14, 2005
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mong chong 

A Bloody idiot!!! Or a wierd funny odd person.
mong chong by Ange January 16, 2005
a humongee headed statue wit a small brain and a small dong.
ur so ming, cuz ur dong is so small
Ming by banga brotha August 6, 2003
Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.
Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?
Mong by Michaelo Casselo February 3, 2014

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.
He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.
"oh my god..that dude is ming the merciless....as in mercilessly minging!!"
ming by Bunz September 14, 2003