Slot Machine 

It is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner's ass and

then have anal sex with them.

"Man, I just slot machined that hoe. She was shitting change fo weeks."

Slot Machine by DCexcel January 7, 2010

Whore-Machine 

A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.

Look out, here comes whore-machine! Who fancies a crack tonight?

Whore-Machine by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008

The Vending Machine 

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

The Vending Machine by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

Crackhead Time Machine 

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters

That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.

Crackhead Time Machine by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

jamless washing machine 

An adorable Korean pop music(Kpop) YouTuber which makes fan fictions,edits, and reaction videos.
"Fandom" name is "Fishies" because we are her little fishies.
Shes also an EXO and BTS fan which are Korean Boy Bands.

Friend: Who's "Jamless washing machine"
Me: Shes an adorable Kpop YouTuber

jamless washing machine by LALISA IS QUEEN September 25, 2017

gash machine 

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night

I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights

gash machine by very_ape January 18, 2006

German War Machine 

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

German War Machine by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016