Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.

OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.

by Mike Rotch October 16, 2004

Swamp Log

When you insert your penis into a girls (or guys) asshole, and leave it inserted for an extended period of time (10-15 minutes for example), until your penis collects a film of feces, creating the effect of a swampy log.

Dude... Jake just gave Scotts girlfriend the swamp log, his dick is sooo nasty.

by Cosmic Ralph June 24, 2009

Lit log

A log that is lit. Therefore a log on fire.

Dude I just lit a log. Damn, that log is burning up.

by Answers for J June 03, 2004

Dirty Log

the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and ejaculates on the fecis.

Wow, i really got to shit. I think i'll go crank out a dirty log.

by dirty logger June 27, 2004

Combat Log

leaving the game while in combat resulting in a penalty when you join back.

Trevor got a combat log because he was such a pussy to die in that fighting game.

by Donald Trump 74 July 06, 2020

Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016

log jam

Any social setting (bar, party, etc.) where the majority attending are male. The few girls in attendance have two or more males vying for attention – a log jam!

I went to ladies night at the bar last night. There were only three girls - a log jam.

by MROZ December 07, 2005