landing pad 

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.

Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!

landing pad by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010

landing gear 

plums,grapes, balls,nuts,junk,gear,jewels,beans seedbags

After I made her eat a hand full of alpo I got a little excited and rubbed my landing gear on the back of her neck.

landing gear by Ymir April 29, 2004

landing pad 

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.

My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.

landing pad by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005

Landen 

Landen is a boy who looks awsome but he does not like many girls he likes guys and old baggy wemon boi I feel bad for a landen poor poor landen

Landen is a fag

Landen by Someone Hayes December 26, 2016

landing strip 

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.

My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night

landing strip by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004

landenburger 

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

landenburger by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Laudanum effect 

The state acquired by ingesting opiates in accompaniment with alcohol. Opium and Absinthe are the most desirable substances for use in this combination, as they are most redolent of true Laudanum, a compound of a wide spectrum of opium alkaloids and alcohol once used to treat various medical afflictions, and the time period in which the elixir was common.

Drug addict: I need a serious fix.

Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.

Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?

Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.

Laudanum effect by Snowflake 2.0 August 5, 2012