cat kick

When a female kicks you in the balls while you are doing it doggy style.

She cat kicked me last night and I was down for an hour.

by tsbs March 1, 2009

kick rattlesnakes

having sex in a bar

"Hey baby, wanna go kick rattlesnakes?"

by Jenn Poop September 27, 2008

Ninja-Kick

A quick, unexpected forward action of the foot which makes contact with the upper part of another person's body. It is defined by flexibility, agility, spontaneity, force and effect of impact.

Did you see the fight between Jimmy and Alice?

Yeah man. Fuck. She Ninja-Kicked him in the face.
There was blood everywhere.

by Mich11 February 7, 2009

Kansas Kick

Fibbing or the act of lying

Humbos Kansas kicking us right now

by Tiddys May 9, 2020

horse kick

when someone tries shoving their whole foot up someones ass

Did you hear? Hayden gave his sister Rachel a horse kick and she liked it.

by ariel bitcoin September 27, 2018

fantasico kick

NOUN 1)The result of something that is so extremly pleasing that there is no other possible way of expressing your excitment

see fantastico

After Melissa showed me her breasts I ran out on the lawn and did several fantasico kicks.

by dumplin May 13, 2005

Vulva Kick

A kick to the woman's vulva/ovaries to cause pain.

Women do not realize how much damage a kick to the vulva can cause them. Hitting them directly in the vulva can be very fatal.

Kicking a woman directly in her vulva can cause:
-major bleeding
-nausea
-heart attacks
-cause to be knocked out
-no longer able to give birth

This is a great self defense move to use on women.

I remember this girl was bullying me, and I kicked her directly in her ovaries, she dropped to the ground and began at cry. Nobody decided to help her and she was just groveling on the floor... All day.

Samantha was bullying me, so I gave her a swift vulva kick. Her ovaries we're bleeding the whole week.

by No Name 07 May 17, 2021