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Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.
Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.
by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007
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Machine Gun Kelly

Colson Baker, known professionally as Machine Gun Kelly, is an American singer, rapper, songwriter, and actor. His debut album, Lace Up, was released in 2012, and was followed up with four subsequent studio releases. As an actor, Baker made his film debut in the 2014 romantic drama Beyond the Lights. His fandom EST (Everybody stands together) are loyal and supportive of his music since 2006 mixtapes. Machine Gun Kelly recently played Tommy Lee in a Movie about Mötley Crüe. He also did cameos in many movies, for example The King of Staten Island. Colson Baker is a father and founder of 27 Club Coffee. Lately he has dropped his first alternative rap album “Tickets to my Downfall” featuring Trippie Redd, Ian Doir, and Halsey. He is currently dating Megan Fox an American actress and model.
“Hey have you listened to Machine Gun Kelly’s new album?”
“Yeah. People everywhere are listening to it. It hit number 1 on Billboards top 200 Albums.”
by vertigo-onism January 3, 2021
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helen keller

When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.
Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!
by manieman October 16, 2009
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Kelly Clarkson

The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.
Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.
by mario perez December 28, 2005
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r. kelly

a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty
r.kelly has plenty of doo doo butter for everybody
by Shamrokk August 3, 2004
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R.Kelly

I don't like him..
But i really like his songz, he has a good voice =D
by RockReallySucks March 29, 2004
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