John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022

John

John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.

Pls marry me john!!

by Beebor 1 June 30, 2022

John

Big nose

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

by Bungz July 5, 2022

John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022

John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

John

John

John

by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022