jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

Jason Wm.

The term defines a clean cut cracker from the south whom always rides with his city. He represents the Braves, Falcons, Hawks and University of Georgia. No matter the odds against them, he'll be rooting for his home team no matter what. The place he lives on the south-side of Atlanta usually is most likely unincorporated so he's always under the radar. Women love him but he's married and faithful to his high school girlfriend without exception.

If you drive through some parts of unincorporated Henry County, GA too fast Jason Wm. will shoot at your car with a bow and arrow because down there they don't mess around.

by thepalsy October 21, 2011

Jason

Jason is an extremely kind person who often cares to much. He tends to go for the wrong girl at first, but ends up with the right girl-usually the closest girl friend at the time. He also loves life and just people in general. He's extremely gorgeous and can fix anything he puts his mind too.

Important people in his life tend to be-

Boys: Adams, Daryls, Hunters and Richards
Girls: Lexies, Kelseys, Jasmines and Lillys

Girl 1: OMG look it's Jason
Girl 2: Get me his number!!

by YassssssSlay October 10, 2016

Jason Lipscomb

Jason Lipscomb, the name of a guy who has tons of friends, great facial features, great hair , a good sense of style, a loving and caring heart , a good sense of humor , great jokes ,a strong and quick body , a great kisser , a man of his word , someone who can keep any secret ,and can make any girl feel like a princess.

I like Jason Versinco with his cool kid style ,but I love Jason Lipscomb's great personality and looks even more.

by Deathfall30 December 7, 2016

jason

a elephant plushie san san uses to sleep

san san: jason is nice

mahir: yeet

by self proclaimed fashion icon December 17, 2017

Jason Lester

A fag who can’t take a joke and cry’s about how his life sucks (it does)
One day he will learn to except his life but today is not that day

Jason Lester should be yeet and then beat

by OnlyTheTruth359 June 3, 2018