The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement
by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019
A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"
” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
by Ace 732 April 03, 2017
Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes
Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
by idontreallyknowanymore January 21, 2019
I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.
Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
by thebitchwhokills March 31, 2021
by Voodoo Mama Juju April 08, 2011
absolutely the most underrated place on this planet. Hot guys, great food, and good times. A place to relax and make the best memories of your life. “Shoebies” (philly vacationers) come for two or three months a year. All in all happiest place on earth...
by Lavasurfer123 May 20, 2018
by sammiejay33 September 07, 2017