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New Jersey

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement
Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?
by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019
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Jersey Cream

Product for styling of men's hair consisting entirely of semen.
Yo Donny, looks like we're out of hair gel, but we don't have time to get some before we go to the club. Get over here and help me out with some Jersey Cream.
by Just-dont-ask-questions February 27, 2018
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Jersey Marinade

When someone (either girl or guy) has had far too many drinks before giving a blowjob and throws up with a dick still in their mouth.
A - Yo that chick's pretty hot
B - Don't go there, she gave me a blowjob once and it ended up as a Jersey Marinade.
by Browniesauce March 10, 2011
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Jersey Juice

Man, I was watching porn and got jersey juice all in my pants.
by Voodoo Mama Juju April 26, 2011
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Jersey shore

absolutely the most underrated place on this planet. Hot guys, great food, and good times. A place to relax and make the best memories of your life. “Shoebies” (philly vacationers) come for two or three months a year. All in all happiest place on earth...
by Lavasurfer123 June 7, 2018
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Bootleg Jersey

A jersey for a Professinal sports League that is cheap and and names and numbers are stuck on with a cheap sticker type and the jersey cost around 25-30 dollars
Bob: Hey nice jersey
Kevin: Nice bootleg jersey
Bob: what?
Kevin: Look how cheap it is!
by Rfwill13 February 20, 2009
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Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.
"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."
by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011
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