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jelly piece of shit

Brittany is jelous of her imaginary future husband because he doesn't like her and he has a girlfriend who she doesn't like...... indicating that she is a jelly piece of shit
by fuck u Brittany August 5, 2015
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Jellyfucked

To get fucked so hard your body turns to jelly. Used most often to describe a situation where one has been screwed over, or gotten a raw deal.
"Man, i just got absolutely jellyfucked by the IRS".
by Boopotts March 8, 2017
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Jelly

Slang for when someone is jealous of another person/bro.
Sasha: why so jelly bro

Zoe: i dont get jelly bro
by Princess of slang August 8, 2017
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Jelly style

The manner of having style, skill and attraction combined together. Having game but also swaggter among the sheep.
Jason was onto some serious Jelly Style tonight.
by JellyDory October 25, 2017
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Jelly jam

Pretty dope person that doesn’t think piss , cum and blood mixed together is cool.
by Cool person.com October 31, 2017
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Jelly DoughNut

When you bust a nut and then proceed to take a shit on such nut to resemble a jelly doughnut. Hence, that Nut being covered with shit like the bread surrounding the jelly.
Bro, I just made me a Mean Jelly DoughNut.
by Your Fellow Homo November 14, 2018
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jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!
by spergy February 6, 2019
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